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Robert Howlett
Prolific User Username: bobhowlett
Post Number: 155 Registered: 9-2010
| Posted on Sunday, 10 April, 2016 - 13:38: | |
After celebrating my Mum and Dads 56 year wedding anniversary we decided to take the roller to the local tobacco shop and bought 3 $20 stogies,one for each of us .holly crap what an experience .Being a smart ass, I went first pushing the cigar lighter in the right hand door lighter and guess what it worked ..after a couple of sucks like a regular cigarette I was coughing blood all the way home Boy anyone that smokes these are better "men or women" than I'll ever be ..cheers |
Vladimir Ivanovich Kirillov
Grand Master Username: soviet
Post Number: 458 Registered: 2-2013
| Posted on Sunday, 10 April, 2016 - 14:32: | |
Robert you are supposed to puff on cigars not inhale them! |
Robert Howlett
Prolific User Username: bobhowlett
Post Number: 156 Registered: 9-2010
| Posted on Sunday, 10 April, 2016 - 15:14: | |
cheers Vladimeir yeah worked that one out really fast.phew they are strong stuff, |
richard george yeaman
Grand Master Username: richyrich
Post Number: 483 Registered: 4-2012
| Posted on Sunday, 10 April, 2016 - 18:39: | |
Robert I thought one day I will try these cigar lighters and see if they work pushed the thing in and after a few seconds not being a smoker I stuck my finger against it and ouch it did work. (silly old fool) Richard. |
ChristopherCarnley
Unregistered guest Posted From: 5.80.54.23
| Posted on Sunday, 10 April, 2016 - 19:21: | |
Pablo Casals, the great cellist declared that a cigar was more jealous than a woman.
(Message approved by david_gore) |
John Kilkenny
Prolific User Username: john_kilkenny
Post Number: 233 Registered: 6-2005
| Posted on Tuesday, 12 April, 2016 - 18:07: | |
And a woman is only a woman, but a good Cigar is a Smoke.(Rudyard Kipling) |
Robert Howlett
Prolific User Username: bobhowlett
Post Number: 157 Registered: 9-2010
| Posted on Tuesday, 12 April, 2016 - 19:48: | |
It sure is ,,If my wife found out that I spent $60 dollars on cigars when there's bills to pay there would have been a lot of smoke, fur and chopped into small pieces and placed in the freezer .. cheers |
Jan Forrest
Grand Master Username: got_one
Post Number: 928 Registered: 1-2008
| Posted on Wednesday, 13 April, 2016 - 01:48: | |
I used to smoke some small, but strong, cigars I could buy in Belgium in boxes of 50 for less than the UK price for 20 fags! The only time I bought those kind of huge 'Churchillian' cigars it proved to be a complete waste of money. They tasted just like a never ending mild cig and were totally disappointing. However I started to get my hand rolling tobacco for far less in the UK than even any EU prices so there was no incentive to go across the Channel/North Sea due to the high travel costs. Then my cardiac surgeon read me the riot act and threatened to cut off all medical assistance if I continued to smoke anything. I stopped cold turkey. In 6 months I plopped on over 2 and a half stone and my overall health plummeted. On the assumption that the obesity would be a greater strain on my system than a bit of tobacco I took up smoking again. Much the same kind of raw tobacco, but I now stuff it into a pipe before lighting it. My previous tobacco consumption ran at 150 - 200 grams per week when hand rolling smokes with filter tips. In the pipe, and not smoking until I've had my main meal of the day (usually between 5:00pm and 7:00pm, but occasionally much later), 250 grams lasts me 5 - 6 weeks!. In that first few weeks I've shaved off 9 lbs (4.5 kilos) and can put my socks on without sitting down again. Result! |
Robert Noel Reddington
Grand Master Username: bob_uk
Post Number: 964 Registered: 5-2015
| Posted on Friday, 15 April, 2016 - 07:53: | |
I can't understand why people smoke. It's not the health consequences, but why smoke it just makes no sense. Same as fat people. There's is no such disease or condition that causes 99.9 % of fat people to be fat. I sometimes have breakfast and not eat till breakfast the next day. Not on purpose, I was busy and or I didn't fancy the food on offer, sometimes I just eat half a bag of chips for a snack and that's all. This allows me to sometimes to eat things like beef Wellington. But again just a normal size portion. Actually my problem is the opposite, every time I go below 12 stone the doctor recommends a fry up or its hospital. So every Sunday I have beans black pudding fried bread eggs and bacon. Get yer laughing gear around that lot. I spend an hour eating it washed down with 1/2 pint of tea followed by a glass of pure orange juice and that does it until 8pm which is a Cadburys cream egg and a cup of coffee. On the Simpsons there was a grossly fat morbidly Mexican kid called Diabeto. I still chuckle over that. |
Bob Reynolds
Grand Master Username: bobreynolds
Post Number: 384 Registered: 8-2012
| Posted on Friday, 15 April, 2016 - 15:14: | |
"I can't understand why people smoke. It's not the health consequences, but why smoke it just makes no sense." It's an addiction. I think most people start just out of curiosity; thinking they won't be impressed but they've got to try it. But it only needs a few puffs to become hooked. I realised this at an early age and never tried it. |