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Omar M. Shams
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Username: omar

Post Number: 1213
Registered: 4-2009
Posted on Sunday, 04 June, 2017 - 02:24 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

A retired guy sits around the house all day,
So, one day his wife says,"Joe, you could do something useful like vacuum the house once a week".
The guy gives it a moment's thought and says:
"Sure, why not. Where's the vacuum?"
Half an hour later, Joe walks into the kitchen to get some coffee His wife says,"I didn't hear the vacuum running. I thought you were going to use it."
Exasperated, Joe answers,"The stupid thing is broken. It won't start. We need to buy a new one."
"Really", she says, "Show me - It worked fine the last time I used it".

So, he showed her....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMZYvuhkmqw
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richard george yeaman
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Username: richyrich

Post Number: 754
Registered: 4-2012
Posted on Sunday, 04 June, 2017 - 03:44 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

Bet he forgot to turn the petrol on and set the choke.

Richard.
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Robert Noel Reddington
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Username: bob_uk

Post Number: 1449
Registered: 5-2015
Posted on Sunday, 04 June, 2017 - 11:13 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

bump start it
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Patrick Ryan
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Username: patrick_r

Post Number: 1567
Registered: 4-2016
Posted on Monday, 05 June, 2017 - 11:58 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

He needs to check the spark plug
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richard george yeaman
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Username: richyrich

Post Number: 756
Registered: 4-2012
Posted on Monday, 05 June, 2017 - 08:02 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

Why not ask his Wife to start it, She seems to have the knack!!!!

Richard.
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Robert Noel Reddington
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Username: bob_uk

Post Number: 1451
Registered: 5-2015
Posted on Monday, 05 June, 2017 - 09:10 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

Woman's work is never done which is why they get paid less.

my Henry is a first time starter if has an electric starter

use a leaf blower instead.

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