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  Omar M. Shams
 Grand Master Username: omar
  Post Number: 1213 Registered: 4-2009
  | | Posted on Sunday, 04 June, 2017 - 02:24:    |     |  
  A retired guy sits around the house all day,  So, one day his wife says,"Joe, you could do something useful like vacuum the house once a week".  The guy gives it a moment's thought and says:  "Sure, why not.  Where's the vacuum?"  Half an hour later, Joe walks into the kitchen to get some coffee His wife says,"I didn't hear the vacuum running.  I thought you were going to use it."  Exasperated, Joe answers,"The stupid thing is broken.  It won't start. We need to buy a new one."  "Really", she says, "Show me - It worked fine the last time I used it".     So, he showed her....       https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMZYvuhkmqw | 
      
  richard george yeaman
 Grand Master Username: richyrich
  Post Number: 754 Registered: 4-2012
  | | Posted on Sunday, 04 June, 2017 - 03:44:    |     |  
  Bet he forgot to turn the petrol on and set the choke.    Richard. | 
      
  Robert Noel Reddington
 Grand Master Username: bob_uk
  Post Number: 1449 Registered: 5-2015
  | | Posted on Sunday, 04 June, 2017 - 23:13:    |     |  
  bump start it | 
      
  Patrick Ryan
 Grand Master Username: patrick_r
  Post Number: 1567 Registered: 4-2016
  | | Posted on Monday, 05 June, 2017 - 11:58:    |     |  
  He needs to check the spark plug   | 
      
  richard george yeaman
 Grand Master Username: richyrich
  Post Number: 756 Registered: 4-2012
  | | Posted on Monday, 05 June, 2017 - 20:02:    |     |  
  Why not ask his Wife to start it, She seems to have the knack!!!!    Richard. | 
      
  Robert Noel Reddington
 Grand Master Username: bob_uk
  Post Number: 1451 Registered: 5-2015
  | | Posted on Monday, 05 June, 2017 - 21:10:    |     |  
  Woman's work is never done which is why they get paid less.    my Henry is a first time starter if has an electric starter    use a leaf blower instead. |