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Omar M. Shams
Grand Master Username: omar
Post Number: 1213 Registered: 4-2009
| Posted on Sunday, 04 June, 2017 - 02:24: | |
A retired guy sits around the house all day, So, one day his wife says,"Joe, you could do something useful like vacuum the house once a week". The guy gives it a moment's thought and says: "Sure, why not. Where's the vacuum?" Half an hour later, Joe walks into the kitchen to get some coffee His wife says,"I didn't hear the vacuum running. I thought you were going to use it." Exasperated, Joe answers,"The stupid thing is broken. It won't start. We need to buy a new one." "Really", she says, "Show me - It worked fine the last time I used it". So, he showed her.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMZYvuhkmqw |
richard george yeaman
Grand Master Username: richyrich
Post Number: 754 Registered: 4-2012
| Posted on Sunday, 04 June, 2017 - 03:44: | |
Bet he forgot to turn the petrol on and set the choke. Richard. |
Robert Noel Reddington
Grand Master Username: bob_uk
Post Number: 1449 Registered: 5-2015
| Posted on Sunday, 04 June, 2017 - 23:13: | |
bump start it |
Patrick Ryan
Grand Master Username: patrick_r
Post Number: 1567 Registered: 4-2016
| Posted on Monday, 05 June, 2017 - 11:58: | |
He needs to check the spark plug |
richard george yeaman
Grand Master Username: richyrich
Post Number: 756 Registered: 4-2012
| Posted on Monday, 05 June, 2017 - 20:02: | |
Why not ask his Wife to start it, She seems to have the knack!!!! Richard. |
Robert Noel Reddington
Grand Master Username: bob_uk
Post Number: 1451 Registered: 5-2015
| Posted on Monday, 05 June, 2017 - 21:10: | |
Woman's work is never done which is why they get paid less. my Henry is a first time starter if has an electric starter use a leaf blower instead. |