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Patrick Ryan
Grand Master Username: patrick_r
Post Number: 1377 Registered: 4-2016
| Posted on Thursday, 13 April, 2017 - 11:22: | |
Gents, I don't know how many of you have seen this, but I love it, as I know many people like this guy. They just make crap up to be part of a conversation they know nothing about. Apparently this guy ad libbed this right from the start, is just an actor and not a tech guy. Enjoy "The Entabulator" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVO6DTKBMFM |
ross kowalski
Grand Master Username: cdfpw
Post Number: 359 Registered: 11-2015
| Posted on Thursday, 13 April, 2017 - 12:42: | |
http://www.rfcafe.com/miscellany/humor/ge-turbo-encabulator.pdf |
Patrick Ryan
Grand Master Username: patrick_r
Post Number: 1379 Registered: 4-2016
| Posted on Thursday, 13 April, 2017 - 13:09: | |
Was this written after this guy's presentation, or did he do it from this Ross? |
ross kowalski
Grand Master Username: cdfpw
Post Number: 419 Registered: 11-2015
| Posted on Tuesday, 09 May, 2017 - 12:39: | |
Patrick, The encbaulator speel is kind of funny. In some circles it is quoted but 3 out of 4 people present. I looked it up as I really didn't know where it comes from but wikipedia had it's origins. It was a joke written by a British engineer around WWII times, then became an inside joke in the engineering world. Rockwell International Corporation made a datasheet for it and subsequent videos have been made. If you were wondering, yes I know that if one needs a phoresent score motion, you can use the encabulator in conjunction with a drawn recripricating dingle arm. That should reduce your sinusoidal replaneration to almost nill. |
Patrick Francis
Prolific User Username: jackpot
Post Number: 108 Registered: 11-2016
| Posted on Tuesday, 09 May, 2017 - 23:17: | |
Hey Guys If you want to see a true engineer at work have a look at this link. Anyone that has some bodywork issues and dents to sort out should watch this video first! https://youtu.be/UB0eRYHtpYo Enjoy |
Patrick Francis
Prolific User Username: jackpot
Post Number: 109 Registered: 11-2016
| Posted on Tuesday, 09 May, 2017 - 23:20: | |
Amazing thing is it never used to say parody video in the description. God knows how many may have tried to follow his advice - frightening and funny at the same time!! |
Graham Watson
Experienced User Username: graham508
Post Number: 45 Registered: 3-2016
| Posted on Wednesday, 10 May, 2017 - 00:11: | |
Ok I saw the video and want: Metric Vise Grips, Magic diamond paper, and a pair of those great scissors! I already have plenty of zip cord |
Robert Noel Reddington
Grand Master Username: bob_uk
Post Number: 1421 Registered: 5-2015
| Posted on Wednesday, 10 May, 2017 - 03:54: | |
I have found whitworth vice grips suitable for metric and sae. There is a mobile phone app which has vice grips. I have just serviced my entabulator because it was making my eyes water. The fugal pumper diagram was a disgrace. |
ross kowalski
Grand Master Username: cdfpw
Post Number: 422 Registered: 11-2015
| Posted on Wednesday, 10 May, 2017 - 04:45: | |
Patrick F, That one is pretty believable. It probably should at least have a disclaimer at the start. |
Omar M. Shams
Grand Master Username: omar
Post Number: 1189 Registered: 4-2009
| Posted on Wednesday, 10 May, 2017 - 05:02: | |
That tank video made me cringe. For the poor safety aspects of work and also for thinking that the tank could have come from a Honda Goldwing. Everyone knows that the Goldwing tank is under the seat and that the tank-like object between the seat and handlebars is in fact a dummy that contains zero amount of fuel. |
Patrick Ryan
Grand Master Username: patrick_r
Post Number: 1527 Registered: 4-2016
| Posted on Wednesday, 10 May, 2017 - 12:44: | |
I just love it. As that is all me. Dribble crap endlessly to anyone that will listen.
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Patrick Francis
Prolific User Username: jackpot
Post Number: 111 Registered: 11-2016
| Posted on Wednesday, 10 May, 2017 - 23:45: | |
I love where he bends the 6" nails so easily after they are stuck to the tank. Actually I had a good chuckle over the whole thing. He has some other clips on YouTube, but I think this is the best one! |