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Vladimir Ivanovich Kirillov
Grand Master
Username: soviet

Post Number: 523
Registered: 2-2013
Posted on Friday, 10 June, 2016 - 05:11:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

I have always liked communism and mentally I still do but practically its like overhauling a complex carburettor by holding onto a drunk duck by its two legs and giving it the tools to do the job. It just does not work for long and neither for that matter does capitalism unless its mixed with national socialism and all opposition is croaked and daily rallies are made with shiny leather boots and stomping military bands.

Which bring me to the solution to the problem. Camargue - Bentley Turbo R or both. Or just the Camargue.

I chose just the Camargue after running the figures on a $50,000 spiffing Black Bentley Turbo R and after considering just how many little bits and pieces - read computer and electrical sensors - on the Turbo R could go nasty and decided that for the extra 20 to 30 mph even though the Bentley would have superior road handling I could not manage to force myself to pay a big fifty financed for the joy.

Indeed if I put a big fifty cash into the Jaguar 420G with the evil modifications I am planning it will leave any standard Turbo R for dead on take off acceleration and top speed and be many times more reliable. I think I will name the Jag the Bentley Killer and torment Jay Leno with loon statements like "look what I can do and I have yet to strap on the afterburner from the Mig 23 yet."

One has to watch what they say these days. For example being down in the big smoke working at the bus depot, the office lady noticed that PussNasty was now off her leashed tree and told me that she was worried about about my cat getting run over by the traffic outside. And when the cat was attached to the tree she was worried that dogs might attack it. I decided to help her over her worrying personality and said yes but there is a positive side to every situation.

She enquired.

So I replied:

"Well with a pelt like that if it does get hit by a vehicle can you imagine what an stunning teapot cosy her pelt would make ?!"

"Get out of my office" she snapped for reasons I can't explain or understand.
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Omar M. Shams
Grand Master
Username: omar

Post Number: 677
Registered: 4-2009
Posted on Friday, 10 June, 2016 - 05:42:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

Dear Vlad,
I have only got 20 years and 1 month left to live. My theory is - I cant take my wallet with me, so let me enjoy what I have on this planet. I was getting wrapped up in this whole "how long have I got to go" mallarky - so i did a lot of complex sums and came up with a great number. The number mate is 75. Work backwards form 75 and if that works for you buy the Turbo R and live the grin that comes with it.
From what I can see - your Camargue is at least one year from being ready to drive and the MK X at least 2.
So get the Turbo R and smoke the wheels in these 1 - 2 years, then sell it for the same price you bought it for.

Take care
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Patrick Ryan
Prolific User
Username: patrick_r

Post Number: 242
Registered: 4-2016
Posted on Friday, 10 June, 2016 - 08:05:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IP

Im with Omar here Vlad.
Live for today mate.